Dan and Phil play TRUTH BOMBS! (with Tom and Hazel)


Dan: Do a snazzy intro Phil. Phil: Ok. Tom: Is the box sideways currently? P: ..Yeah. D: Shut up! Hazel: It’s upside down! P: That’s not the right way! D: Hi there P: Hello DanAndPhilGames bombs!!! D: Now. P: *explosion noise* D: You may be wondering, why aren’t we in our usual place? P: Hmm! D: Well, that’s because for a reason we needed a ~table~ today. P: A reason. D: A reason. P: Well, you know that we are huge board game nerds D: YES P: Have a look behind us. D: Uh, yeah as you can see over there we have a problem. P: It’s overflowing. D: We desperately need help. Now, Phil has always been somebody that busts out an inappropriate icebreaker. P: HEY IT’S NECESSARY D: Whenever we’re with people we don’t know that well P: IT’S NEEDED D: Or people, you know any awkward silence, Phil gets a piece of paper, and he’s like D: GUYS I’VE GOT A GAME I’M GONNA MAKE US ALL PLAY P: I hate it when people feel uncomfortable in social situations P: So I’ve been making up this game and making people play it D: and we recently got to know a bunch of guys at Big Potato, who are well known for making such games as Obama Llama and Buckets of Doom P: Which you may have seen on the AmazingPhil channel D: and we happened to just be like secretly hiding in the background there. P: And I thought wait a minute. D: Hold up… P: We’ve got a game idea, and these people make amazing games. D: WHY DON’T WE MAKE IT AN ACTUAL GAME. P: YES D: AND SO P: HERE IT IS!!! D: TRUTH BOMBS P: BUM BUH BUH BUH D: Look at that! So what is this thing Phil? P: It is a party card/ board game And you can play it with your family, you can play with your friends D: And the idea of the game is to learn What your friends REALLY think about you! P: In the box, we’ve written a load of funny questions D: and the idea of the game is you anonymously answer these questions about the other people you’re playing with P: YES D: For example, Phil and then Phil will have read to him all of the answers to the questions and find out who clearly everybody really thinks he is. P: Yeah And then I have to choose my favorite and then try to guess who said what about me. So, this is a real thing that is actually in stores now. D: Actual shops – P: Yeah. D: – have this. P: They do! D: for some reason. P: So, all the information is in the links below, you can obviously get it online as well. D: It’s available online, check it out in the description. P: Check it out. D: So instead of talkin’ about it, we figured, P: p l a y i t
D: Why not just show it to you? D: So we asked a couple of our funniest friends, that aren’t easily offended, to come join us. P: Let’s go get em’! P: Are you okay. D: This is me just sliding out to go get them. P: I’ve eaten a lot of Haribo, Hazel: Yes. P: So this could be a mess. D: *singing* he’s frickin’ zazzed. P: I’m zazzed on the sugar! D: *singing* sliiide to left H: Zazzed AF. P: This table was not made for four people. P: I’m gonna say that now.
D: Well it’s not meant for four in a row. T: Yeah, no. P: Very touchy, aren’t we, look at this. P: Mm. T: This is nice. P: We could give each other mutual massages. D: This is gonna get flagged now. T: If you’ve never been to London – T: If you’ve never ridden the tube in London… P: This is what it’s like! T: This is it, yeah. HI P: We’re here with Hazel and Tom!
T: Nailed it. T: That’s the – that’s the way it is. Plotwizzle. D: It’s got a matte finish, what d’you think about that? T: oOH yeah, it’s quite nice! H: It’s very high quality. D: No, no, Tom, really – T: Really get into it. P: Massage it. P: With your fingers. D: Right? D: Isn’t it good? T: Can we get the music? *sensual music* P: YEAH *Dan singing Careless Whisper sax solo* D: So, er, as you can see, it’s, er. *all laughing* D: Four to eight players, 20 minutes to play. D: So this video can have more ads on it. P: It can. D: Just kidding. T: I’m actually quite nervous. D: They’re frickin’ zazzed. H: I thought I was here to play g a m e s P: Yeah, Hazel was like ‘Where’s the computer?’ D: Where’s the computer? Oh no, we’re gettin’ table…d. P: Tabled. D: That means drunk, we’re not getting drunk yet. D: That’s a different video. P: Not yet. P: I can’t believe it’s actually here. D: It’s weird. P: Yeah. D: It’s been in Phil’s brain for ages. P: And now it’s gonna get released all over the table! T: That sounds… D: That’s a weird sentence. T: Yeah, that’s not… D: Don’t say that Phil D: Oh, God. D: Boom. P: OHHHH D: Erm, so. T: What’s this? D: Every one comes with a little Polaroid. D: We’ll put that on the screen for you now. H: Why??? D: Because we made the game. P: We birthed the game. H: But why this? T: May I? P: That’s what happens when you create something. T: O H T: GOD D: It’s got a wholesome message – look… P: We tried to make something as scary as possible. D: Look, if someone… T: Why’re you so pink in this? D: … in Target just stumbles upon this and buys it, D: we feel like they should know who Dan and Phil are, and how they made the game and stuff. T: And you hand draw all of these right? Every single one? P: Yeah, every one. D: Every single one.
T: Every one. D: That’s good. T: Not a lie. P: I think I would be quite pink if I birthed a game. H: She’s had a day. D: There’s a grandma. Having a Truth Bomb. For representation. D: Cause the game’s 14+, but you could be seventy. D: So, cause there’s four players, D: we’ve got three of these cards on the table. D: We all get one of these answer sheets P: Yeah. D: And then Phil has got the score pad here. D: I’m trying to keep it together guys. H: You really are! P: D’you wanna be called Tom, or do you want a team name? T: I wanna be Team Meme. P: Team Meme.
D: Team… Meme. I’m not sorry. P: I’m gonna be… Philsplosion. Whoa D: Let’s call me Board Game Danny. P: I thought you were gonna be Dank Danny. D: Dank Danny? That’s.. really inappropriate. T: That feels like it would smell bad. P: I can’t really fit that in the box. P: And Hazel? H: Anyone who’s been looking at my face this whole time can see the panic. P: To try and think of your team name H: Hazel Slays. P: Ohhhhh! H: Ayyy T: Ohhh. D: Boom. D: Very ominously write your name in the target box. P: You don’t need to write your team name, just write your name. D: Just your actual name. What am I signing, a death note? D: So the questions that we will be answering about each other in this game, are… T: Alright. P: If they had a – we can’t do that one. D: THE ONE CARD THAT DOESN’T WORK RIGHT NOW Okay… Gosh. D: That’s very weird. P: Yeah. D: Nice, easy question there, comin’ in second. P: And third one – T: Why did you write it like that, there’s so many vowels. *laughter* P: Please don’t get this video flagged. T: A L R I G H T T: Every one of these I’ve got a good one for, so. H: God… D: Alright, okay. D: What we’re gonna do now, is we’re gonna pass the answer sheets to the right. P: *singing* Pass your answer sheets.
D: And I’ll pass yours to Tom. D: Cause we’re playing in a line, like The Last Supper. D: Which is obviously how – how it was meant to be experienced. H: And you can play Last Supper style too, if you want. P: Yeah! D: Exactly. (H: It’s totally your choice.)
T: Basically at the end of it, one of you.. dies. Don’t sit in the middle. D: Guys – that’s the rules! That’s the rules. D: So now, you have a sheet with a target in front of you. P: Yes. D: This target is one of us. D: You pick one of these questions – blue, pink, or yellow – D: and you answer it about the target. D: In the right coloured box. P: Whoops. P: Paper cut. T: I feel assaulted! P: So I’m writing about Tom, if you’re wondering. D: I’m right Phil if you’re wondering. T: I’ve got Hazel. D: Okay, and now we just pick one question. *crickets* So ominous. H: Lead on paper has never been so terrifying. D: Knowing that someone’s about to expose you, yeah.
(P: Yeah.) On camera. D: Whoo. H: Wouldn’t be the first time, eh?
D: I’m not gonna take that back immediately. Yikes. P: Now, pass to the right. D: Okay. *singing* P: ‘k. P: Don’t look, don’t look.
T: Efficient. P: Ok, now you’ll have two left that you can fill in. D: This is like – you always see what the previous person wrote here, nice. D: Okay. D: I love the little giggles that you do, like, HA HA HA I just roasted this person T: No, I’m not done! P: Tom’s not done T: I’m thinking! D: fOR GOD’S SAKE, TOM P: The first thing that comes into your head! P: Go! P: Release it! H: ‘Release it’ – stop saying release! H: r e l e a s e P: Release! T: This is all uncomfortably sexual. H: You’re doing that! H: This is fine! P: You’re making it sexual. P: This is family friendly. T: They’re the ones saying ‘release’ all the time! D: Okay, let’s just – we’re banning the word “release”.
T: ‘We’re gonna release it all over the table.’ Tom wrote his answer! T: YAY! H: Yeah! D: And the last one. Now, when it’s the last question, D: you’re forced to answer one. P: You have to choose D: So you look at whichever question’s left. P: Yeah. D: And you do this one. P: Done.
D: Done. Yep P: So now because everything’s been filled in – P: You do not pass it to your right. D: Cause then it’d go back to the person. P: Keep it, to yourself. D: We’re very dramatic – Tom, where – where’d you put it.
P: Where did you hide that? T: In my milk. T: My milk pouches. P: It’s in your breast. D: I guess it’s safe now! P: Don’t put it in your milk pouch.
D: Okay. As long as other people can’t see it. D: That’s fine. H: …I’m never usually lost for words. H: But like, I just constantly find myself not sure what to say. D: Milk pouch is a very distur – I really don’t know how to – to address milk pouch. Milk pouch. P: So we’re gonna be reading these out, about each other, and trying to guess who wrote what. Ooh, t’s gonna be savage! P: It’s gonna be ~spicy~ It might just be friendly. D: We might’ve just complimented each other. Is this gonna be friendly? D: Time to, er – P: Drop those bombs. D: Drop those truth bombs on each other. D: I hope you’re ready. P: So Dan, I’m gonna read some that people have written about you. D: Okay, sure. P: Dan, the weapon of choice during a zombie apocalypse would be dry wit. T: So Dan dies. D: *laughs* Yeah, so, I last thirty seconds in a zombie apocalypse, there we go. That’s good. P: The zombies would have a good laugh though, before it happened. D: *sighs* Vote of confidence D: from my friends there.
T: There’s zombies coming at you, it’s like, T: ‘Ha, guess – guess you’re having me for dinner! Fuck it. *screaming* P: What you would taste like… D: Is what? P: Meme juice. P: The juice of a meme. D: That’s – I don’t know why that sounds gross…
T: Yeah… D: But that makes me feel uncomfortable.
H: It does a bit. T: I think anything juice is upsetting. D: Anything juice. H: Anything juice. P: It depends which –
H: Unless it’s a fruit, (P: Yeah) anything with juice… H: Kinda gross.
P: It depends which meme has been juiced, though. D: Exactly. P: Yeah. D: Yeah. D: Let’s not think about that too much. H: What if you juiced Pepe meme? In France that’s a delicacy. P: If Dan could be a god, he would be the god of serotonin deficiency. H: Wow. P: Which means he would get no sunlight – H: Hard-hitting answers today, Tom! D: No, no, Phil, Phil that’s vitamin D, D: serotonin is the hormone that makes you happy. P: OH P: *laughs* Wow H: That’s… D: Okay! D: *laughing* And now, D: it’s my job – P: Dan has to choose his favourite, and guess who wrote it. D: Holy crap. I mean, D: I’m gonna have to say that my favourite one of those is that I am the god of serotonin deficiency, P: Yeah? D: And I’m gonna have to guess that Tom wrote that one! P: That is correct! D: Is that the case? Maybeeeee P: Well done! T: Depression memes! D: Tom, you have nothing to be proud of, but you do get a point. D: Er, cause you were my favourite. And I get a point, ’cause I guessed it! Ayy. H: Ohh, I get how the game works now.
D+P: That’s how the game works. D: So, nice.
H: Genius.
T: I’m into it. D: And let’s continue, shall we?
P: Dan, d’you wanna do yours? D: Er, yeah I have Hazel Slays’ one.
P: Ok T: Good start.
H: I regret everything.
D: Oh, God. D: There’s a – there’s a strong theme here.
P: Is there a theme? T: Ohh no H: And I KNOW what it is! D: Hazel, your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse would be: a bottle of vodka. P: You could offer them a drink! D: It could be a smashed bottle!
H: To be fair, if you had a rag and a lighter.. H: Ooh.
P: Next one D: Hazel, if you tasted like something, you’d taste like Guinness! P: Ohhh! D: Cause – cause it’s a drink, and it’s Irish! H: Is this racist? T: It’s fully racist! D: And Hazel, if you were the god of anything, you would be the god of drinking. P: Hazel! T: I’m the alcoholic here as well! H: The funniest thing is, (P: Yeah?) H: I really can’t drink that mu – I have two drinks and I’m GONE P: And that’s it.
D: It’s just your brand. T: You do have a series called Tipsy Talk.
(D: You have a strong brand.) H: I do, H: And I always have a glass of wine in my hand, so I’m gonna allow that. That’s quite funny. So what was your favourite, out of those? H: I think the bottle of vodka as a weapon, probably. P: And who d’you think wrote it? H: … Tom?? T: You’re just saying that cause they all looked at me. H: No, I feel like… Who wrote this horrible answer about vodka? P: It was me!! D: It was Phil! H: Phil! I am shocked. Also, I taste like potatoes, H: that’s much funnier.
D+P: Ohhhh! D: We missed a thing there.
H: You missed a trick. D: Also, we formally apologize to Ireland watching this right now. D: So Phil gets a point! P: Yeah!
T: Yay! D: Well done! Philly gets the P. D: Philly gets the P… Uh-oh. D: Whose do you have? H: Drink responsibly. T: I have Philsplosion’s card. P: Nice. H: Yeah! T: Alright, so. P: I’m quite nervous. T: What would Phil’s weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse? T: It says here: Dan. P: I just pick up Dan by the legs and smash the zombies’ heads in? H: Fling him at them! D: You just push me (T: Yeah) into the horde, and lock the door. P: Maybe. D: I see that happening.
H: Yeah. T: Yeah. D: I can see that happening. A noble sacrifice. T: If you could taste like anything Phil, you’d taste like spoiled milk. P: What!? P: Spoiled milk!? T: You do have creamy white skin. D: It’s what you look like! Okay, I thought it’d be like, sugar and Haribo, but sure. D: The questions just reflect who you are as a person.
P: Yes. D: That’s the thing with this game.
H: Doesn’t mean anything, it’s ok. T: And Phil, you would be the god of cheese. P: The god of cheese. T: Which, again, as far as random things go that’s pretty up there, it’s like cheese, pie… P: But I don’t like cheese, so that’s cruel T: You’re a vengeful god. P: I’m a vengeful god. I smite you all with cheese. D: An ironic god, who smites his own existence. P: My favourite one… was the spoiled milk. And I think that was Tom, because he explained it a lot. Everyone is blaming me! T: For everything! I T W A S M E *Dan laughing maniacally* P: What was your reasoning?
D: Because you look like it.
H: I’m shocked by these revelations. P: I think I look like fresh milk! D: You’re white with a tinge of green. D: That’s what it is, Phil.
P: Fresh from a cow’s udder. P: Not – I haven’t been stood on a table for two days. D: Let’s not get into udder too much.
T: That’s amazing. T: I knew this would happen, I knew everyone would assume I was the – D: Point for Dan! People forget that Dan and Phil are actually pretty dark. D: Milk pouch.
P: Hazel!
H: Ooh! H: Yeah! I forgot I get to do one! P: You get to do one.
D: Ah, yes. D: Are you ready?
P: Are you ready Tom? H: This one’s fun, this one’s fun.
T: Oh no! T: I’m gonna get more depressed! H: So we’ve got Tom. In what would be their weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse, we’ve got… H: A chainsaw gun. P: Oohh!
D: *laughing* Yes. H: I’d like a diagram.
T: Hold on – I need clarity T: Is it a gun that fires chainsaws? D: Yes. That’s so much better than if they were combined.
P: That must be what it is. T: Yeah, okay, okay. H: I thought it was – and I was like, how d’you fire it without ruining your hands? P: It’s just made out of a chainsaw.
H: That’s a bloody mess! T: Don’t question it D: Somehow fires, like, powered chainsaws. T: Fully revved. D: It’s a thing. Yup. What would they be the god of? H: Guns and offensive jokes. H: We’ve got a double-barreled god here.
T: I’ll take it. Yeah. D: Nice, nice.
P: Theme there.
H: Nice. H: What would they taste like? Guns. *laughing*
T: Oh, come on! P: We’re really original, everyone. H: Speaking of theme. D: Just – it tastes like licking cold metal. P: What is the taste of a gun? P: I guess you’d know T: It’s metallic.
P: Oh, okay. D: Like blood, but not warm.
T: It’s very iron-y, I guess. P: So what’s your fav? oooh. T: I like the visual of a chainsaw gun. So I’m gonna have to go with chainsaw gun. But who wrote such an intelligent answer? H: … I don’t know, Phil. Who wrote that? Wow. D: You know that your competing against Tom,
P: I know – D: and by giving him points for correct answers… P: Maybe it’s a double jape. D: Could be a double jape. T: I genuinely feel like Phil would’ve written offensive jokes… because… Out of everyone here, Phil is the only person here who might find me offensive still. I do. T: So – It’s fair. T: I think it was Hazel that wrote chainsaw gun. P: *wrong answer sound* It was me! D: OHHH!
T: Oh, come on! He double – he triple bluffed me! P: Triple joke!
H: I’m not sure that he did, H: I think you did that to yourself, he just fully gave you the answer. Triple joke! P: HA HA HA HA
D: God, this is such a fix. This game is rigged. D: So rigged. P: It’s rigged so I win.
D: The game is always rigged so anyone called Phil wins. P: Even if I’m not playing,
D: It’s true P: I still win. D: And now we all know what we really think about each other. P: Yeah! H: That’s good. D: So, yeah.. Ready for some results? T: Oh, my gosh. P: We have a tiebreaker situation – D: Uh-oh. Between? P: Well, Hazel lost and got zero points. P: Tom got one point… T: SCORE! P: And Dan and Phil got two points each! D: Ohh, wow! That’s cheating.
H: This is a fix! This game is rigged.
(D: Looks like a fix, doesn’t it?) I blame the Russians! D: Now, in the event of a tie breaker… what happens is someone picks one more card, and both of the people that’ve drawn, have to answer the question about themself. T: Oh, this could get dark! P: That’s the tie-breaker?
D: I’m kind of glad that that wasn’t one we had to answer about each other. H: Yeah.
D: Okay. T: You have to answer this yourselves?
P: Yeah we have to answer this about ourselves. D: Okay, I’m gonna go ahead (T: Goodness) and say, my whole career P: Wow. T: How on brand of you. It’s just a mistake. P: I’m going to say.. The fact that I fainted while a dog’s jaw was being cut open at my work experience, and the vet said, ‘you can never be a vet.’ D: That went somewhere… D: Deep and dark.
H: That’s not what I thought… T: Wow. P: Can we do another one? D: NO! No, that was – okay, that was the tie breaker question. P: I don’t like that one! H: That’s out there, now. D: Ummm… D: Now you two have to decide who wins! D: Er, okay. Based on that performance. T: I mean… Phil! H: Probably the dog one. T: Was by far – (T: the most shameful!)
P: Yay! D: Phil, congratulations! T: Like you actually seem sincerely ashamed. P: I was ashamed! P: Er, that’s –
H: Are you okay? P: I’m okay now. H: How’s the dog? P: The dog has no jaw, but it’s still alive I’m sure. P: It’s tongue just flopping all over the place –
D: lET’S JUST – OK D: And that’s Truth Bombs! *all cheering, while sounding slightly dead inside* D: What’d you guys think? T: I can see this being really great for a group of people. T: Yeah, I think what’s great about this game is the worse the people you’re with, the more fun it will be. P: The more fun. D: Yes. It’s totally –
H: So with our friend group… D: It’s gonna… P: That helps! H: Laughs aplenty! D: Yeah – if you did it with your grandma, you could be like, what do you taste like? Sherbert and rainbows! P: Yeah. D: What would you be the god of? Cuddles. D: So, you know. T: What do you taste like, grandma? THE WAR T: Grandma, no! GUNS p r o h i b i t i o n P: What do you think? Um, fun. P: Fun. D: We’ll put that on the box – Hazel says, ‘Fun.’! H: I had fun! D: Thank you for coming. H: I genuinely – I didn’t hate this. D: You weren’t just pretending to have fun cause we asked you to be, you know. H: I was laughing with genuine glee. P: Truth Bombs is available right now. (D: Hooray!) You can get it in some good retailers linked below, D: Only good ones! Anyone else that doesn’t stock it, sucks. P: Tell them they should.
D: On the website it says where you can get it around the world. P: And also, on danandphilshop it comes with some free Truth Bombs stickers, as well. P: So that’s exciting. WHAT D: And, no matter where you get it, you get the disturbing Polaroid. It really is quite disturbing. P: It’s very disturbing. T: butIneedthestickers P: Also thank you to Tom and Hazel for being here! D: Thanks, for being funny!
T: You are SO welcome. D: This would’ve been so bad. D: This whole thing, working on it for months, would’ve been a flop if you were boring, so thanks for not being boring. P: Their channels are in the description, go check these guys out. They’re very funny. *singing* hashtag ad spon T: I’m paying them a lot for this. P: We’ll accept our cheques later. D: Full disclosure. P: Bye! H: Bye! T: Au revoir. P: And there we go, give us a thumbs up if you enjoyed this! D: You can subscribe for more of our videos… P: Make sure you check out Tom and Hazel, they’re in the description. D: Boom. Yup. P: Last video’s over there, P: and… D: We’ll see ya next time. P: Have a good day. *both making explosion sound*

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100 thoughts on “Dan and Phil play TRUTH BOMBS! (with Tom and Hazel)

  1. I highly encourage you to watch this again focusing only on hazels expressions.. oh man I’m cackling

  2. Aha that’s funny it’s 14+ and I’m currently 13 years and 364 days old right now 😌

    i am now 14 and realizing this isn’t funny at all

  3. This video released when i was 13 and i didn’t buy it bc it’s 14+. I’m 15 now it’s going in my cart.

  4. I can't get over how they collectively stereotyped themselves as Irish, depressed, milk products, and 'MERICA

  5. Can we talk about the fact that someone said Phil's choice of weapon would be Dan? I ADORE THE ICONICNESS OF THIS DUO!

  6. i LOVE phil in this video. he really has extrovert tendencies; he totally absorbs other people's energy and bounces off them in such a vibrant and fun way

  7. Hazle:god of drinking
    Dan:god of serotonin deficiency
    Tom:god of guns and offensive jokes
    And then Phil:god of cheese

  8. Lol Dan ur not that lonely u have three friends I have one who hates me soooo my only other friend is my phone lol my life sucks BTW go fuck urself not friend any more ps: not saying names

  9. After seeing how tiny it looked in Dan’s hands I grabbed mine off my shelf and I literally realized that either I have tiny hands or he has giant hands. Or both😂

  10. Watching this back, I've just realised that there is a Truth Bombs box in their board game bookshelf thing… Double self-promo

  11. I take this to school and play it with my friend group but PLOT TWIST THEYRE ALL 12 OR 13 AND I ONLY TURNED 14 RECENTLY BUT THE GAME IS 14+ SO WEVE ALL PLAYED THIS ILLEGALLY MWAHAHA

  12. my cousin has this game and we were playing with my grandparents and we got the taste one and my grandma puts for my grandpa "shingles" and my grandpa put for my grandma "a goat's arse" and I dont think I've ever laughed so hard in my life (they had an inside joke about goats that hed been telling for about 40 years and it was never not funny)

  13. I played truth bombs with a friend and some of her other friends, who I had met earlier that day for the first time, and had to answer what they were most ashamed about, that was not fun…

  14. Finally got truth bombs. Had the pleasure of explaining that Polaroid to my family who don’t know who Dan and Phil are…

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