How Casino Royale Should Have Ended


Wait just a minute, let me shoot him just
one last time. You’ve had your turn. I want to shot. No, really I should get to shoot him. No I want to shoot him, let me. I was the original and the best, I get to
shoot him. How Casino Royale Should Have Ended Thanks to you, Le Chiffre has lost $100 million in
terrorist funding and we now know exactly where he is going to be. Excellent, let’s go arrest him immediately
then, shall we? Not yet, in order to recoup his client’s money,
he is staging a high stakes poker tournament in Monte Negro. We want you to go there, play
in the tournament and stop him from winning back his money. You want me to play cards against him? Yes, so that he will lose. Will the tournament be fixed? No, you must win fair and square. So play
cards well or we will have funded international terrorism. I dont understand, we know he’s guilty do
we not? Yes. Does the poker tournament make him more guilty
or something? No, but if he loses, he’ll be completely desperate
for protection from his creditors. But isn’t he completely out of money now? Why would we risk him winning this tournament if it proves nothing and only stands to potentially
give him back his power? Listen to me, you will go Monte Negro and
play in this poker tournament. People will most likely try to kill you in
the middle of the game but don’t worry because we’re going to give you an extremely expensive car
with a defibrillator in the glove box if your heart stops beating. After you win all the money, and Le Chiffre
is scared crazy for his life, he will hold you hostage and smash your testicles with
a giant rope over and over again to get you to reveal the password to his once again lost
money. And then after you continually refuse, he
will suddenly murdered and we will be right back where we started. Except for your testicles. Don’t get me wrong, but this sounds like a
horrible idea. Let’s just bring him in to custody now. Ugh, ok. Fine. I’ll never tell you anything! You understand me?!? Never!! Never going to talk! You see how boring that was, James? It’s safe now, why are you doing this? I love you, James! Now I must kill myself
for no reason! But I killed all the bad guys! HUGHHHH! Thanks for watching.. Watch some more videos. Ahhhh. Don’t forget to subscribe. We’re on Facebook and Twitter. Ahh Ok! We’ll see you next time!

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100 thoughts on “How Casino Royale Should Have Ended

  1. I don't like Bond's voice in this. I mean, not only is the quality bad but his voice sounds nothing like Daniel Craig!

  2. I think Sean Connery was the best Bond, but I still can't get over that part where he punched a woman in the face back in From Russia, With Love.

  3. Nice that the opening with the many James Bonds also Woody Allen as "Jimmy Bond" from the original "Casino Royale" feature film. Nice reference. And in that movie there were also more than one James Bond. 😉

  4. The ending would have worked but they actually didn't have any evidence against Le Cheiffre and he wouldn't have told them anything they needed Le cheiffre to lose get corned by the bad guys so they could find out who's behind all of it.

  5. It's not that he's out of money. He's out of the African Warlord's money & if he doesn't get it back, they will kill him, if Quantum doesn't do it first. As is revealed later, bringing him in would have been pointless since Quantum had already infiltrated MI6.

  6. You're logic doesn't make sense. If you just arrested le chiffe before the poker game, he wouldn't have told you anything, because he's not alone and desperate yet. After the loses the game and has no way to pay the investors back, he's desperate, and M16 believes he would trade information to them for protection

  7. Can someone tell me which James Bond is which? Obviously the first 2 are Craig and Brosnan, I believe the 3rd one is Roger Moore and the 5th is obviously Sean Connery because of his "original and the best" line and I'm not sure who the other ones are after that, especially the one with the white suit and glasses.

  8. Even if MI6, did arrest him, Le Chiffre would never talk, that's why Bond had to go to montenegro to bankrupt Le Chiffre, and have him cornerd. With the Le Chiffre, now having lost money twice, the terrorists and his bosses would be after him, and he'd give them all up to save his neck.

  9. The guest voice in this video was Anthony Ingruber…the perfect Han Solo they didn’t Cast for the new Star Wars’ Solo movie

  10. ……..while the knotted ship rope is not that enticing, the chair has some interesting possibilities for the mistress/dominatrix in your life..

  11. Was he arrested in UK? He will be out in no time. Only time wasted and of course taxpayers' money but nobody worries about the latter.

  12. Brosnan: "Wait just a minute. Let me shoot him just one last time."
    Craig: "You've had your turn. I want to shoot him."
    Moore: "No, no. I believe I should get to shoot him."
    Lazenby: "No I want to shoot him! Let me! Just once!"
    Connery: "I was the original and the best. I get to shoot him."
    Dalton: "You WISH you were the best!"
    All Bonds, including Woody Allen, argue until Craig finally shoots at the gunbarrel 😂😂😂

  13. (I have seen all Bond movied since I was 6) Years later I've never seen this and this is just WEIRD AS HECK! Love this video though😂😂😂

  14. Honestly, the same thing went through my mind: you know the bad guy's guilty and broke, yet you send your best poker player to win against this guy and thereby prevent him from winning back his money and his power. Can you see the CIA fighting terrorism by secretly draining bin Laden of his funding, instead of liquidating him?

  15. Ok, the balls getting whacked over and over again at the end…too funny!! I lost it! I can't stop laughing! 😂😅😆

  16. How it should have ended: Bond performs CPR properly (as you'd think an agent and former naval officer like  Bond would be trained to) and Vespyr lives. Okay, yeah, that ending would have completely changed Bond's character. It just irks me how needless pointless Vespyr's death was, and also that a supposedly competent agent doesn't know proper first aid procedures.

  17. La chiffre was connected to quantum which was also connected to spectrum that was run by the pale king that also as you see has connections in m16 and the CIA so no wonder why la chiffre never gave him self up or willingly went into custody he knew hed be killed and M and james knew this to they just didnt know who.

  18. But wasn't the whole point that they wanted him to talk? And the only way they could do that was by offering him protection soooooo… I don't get this

  19. I thought Batman was going to come out of nowhere with his coffee mug, hit on M and drop his iconic line

  20. I'd love to see HISHE make fun of Goldfinger, except do it as a multi-scene parody, and then the final clip (the "But this is how it REALLY should have ended…" bit) be similar to this parody, where the original M explains to Bond (Sean Connery) the whole movie, but Bond doesn't like the idea of Goldfinger nearly nuking Fort Knox and ruining the global economy, so suggests to arrest Goldfinger and Oddjob at the golf course and bring them into custody, with Goldfinger yelling that neither he or Oddjob (who's silent because he doesn't speak English) will talk.

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