Kevin Hart is Not Allowed in Vegas Anymore


[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU, KEVIN. THANK YOU FOR COMING. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>THANK YOU. THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: IT’S KIND OF FUNNY, BECAUSE FOR US, IT’S A HUGE GROUP. THIS IS A SMALLER CROWD THAN YOU’RE USED TO.>>COMEDY CLUB.>>Jimmy: YEAH, IT’S LIKE A COMEDY CLUB.>>NO, YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN. I APPRECIATE IT.>>Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME? HAVE YOU DONE THAT THING WHERE YOU GO IN AND VISIT THE PEOPLE?>>NO. IF I DO THAT WHERE I’M FROM, I’LL GET PUNCHED IN THE DAMN FACE. I CAN’T JUST RUN UP IN SOMEBODY HOME WHERE I’M FROM. I WENT THERE, I ACTUALLY TOOK MY KIDS TO MY CHILDHOOD HOME. I WAS TRYING TO TEACH A LESSON, HAVE A GREAT PARENTING MOMENT, AND I WAS LIKE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE DIFFERENCE IN HOW YOU GUYS ARE COMING UP AND HOW YOUR DAD WAS RAISED. SO WE GO TO PHILADELPHIA, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO MY — SHOUTS OUT TO PHILADELPHIA IF YOU’RE HERE, GOT SOME FELLOW PHILADELPHIANS –. I TAKE THEM TO WHERE I GREW UP, AND I’M EXPECTING A REACTION LIKE OH, MY GOD, DAD, THIS IS CRAZY, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LIVED HERE. INSTEAD, THIS IS SO COOL! I WANT TO LIVE HERE. SHUT UP! LISTEN TO ME. IT’S NOT LESSON THAT I’M TRYIN’, LOOK, THIS WAS TOUGH FOR ME. NO, WE WANT TO STAY HERE, LET’S STAY THE NIGHT. EVERYTHING IN THE CAR, LESSON’S OVER. FORGET IT, FORGET IT.>>Jimmy: HOW OFTEN DO YOU COME TO LAS VEGAS, PRETTY REGULARLY, RIGHT?>>NOT AS OFTEN AS I USED TO. YOU KNOW. VEGAS HASN’T BEEN SO GOOD TO ME.>>Jimmy: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?>>NOT AS MUCH. I GOT IN SOME DAMN TROUBLINGE I VEGAS. I KEEP MY ASS OUT OF VEGAS.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO COME ANYMORE?>>NO, SIR. NO, SIR. I’M STILL SHAKING. I’M LOOKIN’ OVER MY BACK EVERY TWO SECONDS, HEY, WHAT YOU DOIN’? NO, VEGAS, VEGAS IS FUN, BUT I THINK AS YOU GET OLDER, VEGAS CHANGES FOR YOU. I GOT A LITTLE OLDER, MAN, AND I DONE LOST SO MUCH [ BLEEP ] MONEY.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>YEAH, THAT’S ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS FOR ME, LOOKING AT IT AND SAYING, I DONE GAVE THEM A LOT OF MONEY FOR NO REASON AT ALL.>>Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU PLAY?>>I PLAY BLACKJACK. I LIKE BLACKJACK. I LIKE TO PLAY POKER. IF YOU GUYS GO TO SOME OF THE CASINOS I’VE BEEN YOU’LL ACTUALLY SEE WHERE MY LOSSES HAVE WENT. I THINK AT THIS COSMOPOLITAN, I’M RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHANDELIER. I DEAF FIFFINITELY PUT THAT UP.>>Jimmy: I WONDERED WHY YOUR FACE WAS ON IT.>>YEAH. YEAH. THAT’S ME. AT ARHEA, THEY’VE GOT SOME TNEW WALLS AND CARPET. I’M INTERIOR DECORATING.>>Jimmy: WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS? YOU’RE PROBABLY OVERALL A VERY LUCKY PERSON. YOU BET A LOT.>>I DON’T THINK THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. YOU DON’T NEED TO GET INTO MY SPECIFIC HABIT.>>Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER BET SO MUCH THAT YOU’VE BEEN REALLY NERVOUS?>>YEAH, EVERY [ BLEEP ]. YEAH. EVERY, EVERY BET. I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME.>>Jimmy: OKAY.>>I’M HAVING LIKE A PHENOMENAL SHOOT, FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO PLAY BLACKJACK, A SHOE IS A DECK OF CARDS. YOU’RE GOING THROUGH IT, AND IT’S JUST GOING GREAT. I’M HOT. AND THERE’S A HAND WHERE I GET LIKE TWO EIGHTS. AND I BIT, YOU KNOW, I BET A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY ON THE HAND, AND I’M LIKE, ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO SPLIT THAT. I’M TALKIN’ TO MYSELF.>>Jimmy: WHAT DOES THE DEALER HAVE?>>THE DEALER HAD A SIX SHOWIN’, SIX SHOWIN’, I’LL NEVER FORGET THIS. I GOT TWO EIGHTS, AND I WAS LIKE I GOT TO SPLIT THEM. AND I GOT ANOTHER EIGHT, AND I WAS LIKE, HEY, SCARED MONEY DON’T MAKE NO MONEY. LET’S GO. I’M SO EXCITED. I SPLIT THEM. GYM M GIMME. LITTLE PIECE OF POOP CAME OUT MY BUTT. AT THIS POINT I’M EXTREMELY NERVOUS, BECAUSE I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. BUT IT’S PEOPLE AROUND, SO I’M TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL. I’M LIKE, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT, WHAT WE GOT TO DO NOW? HIT THAT, HIT THE FIRST ONE, A THREE COME OUT. THE DEALER LOOKS AT ME, SHE’S LIKE, YOU GOT TO DOUBLE DOWN. AND I’M LIKE, YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. I GOT TO DOUBLIE DOWN. SHE SAID DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT FACE UP OR FACE DOWN?>>I SAID I WANT TO SEE IT, I WANT TO SEE IT. SHE PUT IT DOWN. THE NEXT ONE COMES OUT. IT’S A TWO. SO NOW I GOT A TEN. SHE GOES OH, MY GOD. YOU GOT TO DOUBLING DOWN AGAIN. I SAID I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT. FACE DOWN. I GOT 18. ON THE DEALER HAD A SIX SHOWING. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. IT’S GO TIME. THE DEALER TURNS OVER THE CARD UNDERNEATH IT. IN SLOW MOTION. IT WAS, I SAW IT. IT WAS A FIVE! I SAID AUH, UH, YOU GOT TO BE [ BLEEP ]. OH, OH, NOT LIKE THIS. NOT LIKE THIS. I’M LIKE, GO SLOW, GO SLOW, GO SLOW. DEALERS, YOU KNOW, DEALERS ARE FAST TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CAN’T COUNT. YOU EVER TRY TO ADD IT UP BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE AT? I KNOW THERE’S A FIVE OUT THERE. SHE HAD A FIVE, REAL FAST, IT WAS A THREE, I WAS LIKE, OH, E O OH, OH, OH, WHAT WAS THAT? I WAS LIKE COUNT THAT. YOU GOT 14. GO SLOW, GO SLOW. REAL FAST, ACE, ACE. OH, MY GOD! WHAT’S GOING ON? WHAT YOU GOT? 15! LIKE SLOW MOTION. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IF MY LIFE. REAL FAST, WHAT? SIX! 21! SHE TOOK THE MONEY. SHE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE. SHE SAID, I JUST SAT THERE. I KEPT KOURPTCOUNTING IT. I WAS LIKE, HOLD ON. 11 PLUS THREE, YOU GOT AN ACE, ACE. HOLD ON, WAIT A SECOND. ALL RIGHT. WHAT I HAVE? WHAT ARE THESE? WHAT DO I HAVE? LIFT ALL THAT UP. THAT’S NOTHING? NONE OF THIS IS NOTHING, HUH? HERE’S WHAT PISSED ME OFF. THERE’S A GUY BEHIND ME. HE GOES, MAN, THAT’S [ BLEEP ] CRAZY, AIN’T IT? I WAS SO PISSED, SO PISSED OFF.

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100 thoughts on “Kevin Hart is Not Allowed in Vegas Anymore

  1. I swear no one makes me laugh as hard as he does. Kevin is for sure the funniest person i know, he's just natural

  2. I could have told you he had a 5 in the hole. That happens all the time, and has happened to me more than once.

  3. I wish i gambled so i could understand what he was saying 🙄 shout out to Kev tho cuz I was still laughing because of how he talks lol

  4. Lmao!😂😂😂Mr . Hart,You are truly amazing entertainer💙🙏🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  5. Only Kevin Hart can make a boring story so god damn interesting that you nearly roll on the ground laughing. Love ya, man!

  6. Honestly I never gambled before so I have no clue what he is talking about, but watching him relive the story was hilarious! I was laughing the whole time.

  7. 6 + 5 + 3 + A + A + 6 = 21?? Looks like 22.

    Does one of the A's not count? Clearly I don't know how BlackJack works, but I know at the very least, that A's can be 1 or 11.Can somebody tell me how that works???

  8. If I was Kevin, I'd have went on for one hour to see if Kimmel would actually fake a laugh for an hour straight.

  9. Wassup random finger scrollin through the comments,

    have a fantastic rest of your day!

    Love comin from a small content creator 🙂

  10. Honestly I really wanna play blackjack or poker with him I’m 13 but I always play it obviously I don’t own money so I use monopoly but if it was real cash I would be loaded 😂😂😂

  11. I'm sure my bets have been nowhere near his but as a blackjack player I've been in that same position and lost many, many times, lol.

  12. Can anyone explain to me what happened with Kevin's hand? I dont get what does it mean he "splits" keep in mind I'm not American and all I know about blackjack is you gotta have 21 and that A can count either as a 1 or as a 10…

  13. So I think he meant to say only one ace and not two aces because two aces would have given the dealer 22 and Kevin would have won all his money he wagered I know this because I’m a former blackjack dealer

  14. If that was Jimmy Fallon it would’ve taken 20 minutes for Kevin Hart to finish his story because he’ll keep on getting interrupted by Fallon.

  15. I recounted that. 6+5+3+1+1+6=22. Kevin either added something or he got jipped. Still funny as hell tho 😂😂

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