Michael Scotts School of Management – The Office US


(MICHAEL) Here, I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore… don’t look at the card. I want you to take a card, and I want you to put it on your forehead and… Take a card. Take a card, any card. And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. Okay, so everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is. So I want you to really go for it, cuz this is real, you know. This isn’t just an exercise. This is real life and I… have a dream, that you will really let the sparks fly. Get er’ done! There’s this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s… Ooh, this is a good one. (PAM) Hi, how are you? (STANLEY) Fine. How are you? (PAM) Great. Um… (STANLEY) I admire your culture success in America. (PAM) Thank you. (MICHAEL) Good. Bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom. (whispering) Come on! Olympics of Suffering right here! Slavey vs. the Holocaust! Come on. (STANLEY) Who am I supposed to be? (MICHAEL) No, no, well that… That was inadvertent. We didn’t actually plan that. (DWIGHT) Lots of cultures eat rice. Doesn’t help me. Shalom. I’d like to apply for a loan. (PAM) That’s nice, Dwight. (DWIGHT) Okay, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick. (PAM) Okay, I like your food. (DWIGHT) Outback Steakhouse! I’m Australian, mate! (MICHAEL) Pam, come on. “I like your food?” Come on, stir the pot. Stir the melting-pot, Pam. Let’s do it. Let’s get ugly. Let’s get real. (PAM) Okay. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. (DWIGHT) Oh, man! Am I a woman? (KEVIN) Hey. (ANGELA) Hey. (KEVIN) You want to go to the beach? (ANGELA) Sure. (KEVIN) You want to get high? (ANGELA) No. (KEVIN) I think you do, mon. (ANGELA) Stop it. (MICHAEL) Okay. All right. No, that’s good. It just.. You need to push it, you know, you could go a little bit further. All right, okay. (in stereotypical Indian accent) Kelly, how are you? (KELLY) I just had the longest meeting ever. (MICHAEL; still in accent) Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some gookie cookie? Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie! Only 99 cents, plus tax! Try my gookie cookie! Try my gookie cookie! Try my gookie cookie! Try my… All right, all right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! (in painful voice) Now she knows what it’s like to be a minority!

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100 thoughts on “Michael Scotts School of Management – The Office US

  1. To be honest that was stupid as fuck.wrong in many levels.i understand tv shows rans out of im content but do you have to fall this low.i have never in my life seen something this stupid and so low.

  2. I don't get why people in America have to divide each other into minority and majors (whatever it should be ) why can't talk just judge people from their character and not what they were born as ?

  3. How the hell Jim managed not to be tortured by having admitted to certain group?

    Oh, by the way you can see through how genuinely offended was the Actress who play for Pam role at 01:22 given the fact she is actually Jewish

    Ew!

  4. The MLK street in my small town goes through a train track and under a bridge…..the only other place it goes is the county jail….

  5. I guess I was the only one who thought Michael really deserved that slap! like ik thats just his character, but he needs to be more informed, and aware about well, everything

  6. I had a seizure at the bathroom… When Michael started talking to Kelly in that indian accent !!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA THE SLAP MADE IT EVEN BETTER HAHAHH

  7. I just started watching The Office, and I think Angela looks fine af in this episode

    Love her hairstyle too

    Is it an unpopular opinion to think she’s hot? 🤔

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