Poker Face 2: All In


♪♪>>WELCOME BACK TO THISYEAR’S COVERAGE OF THEWORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OFTEXAS HOLD ‘EM POKER,AND SOME VERY FAMILIARFACES IN OUR FINAL FOUR TONIGHT.JASON GRAY, OF COURSE,ONE OF LAST YEAR’S FINALISTS.HE’S RUMORED TO HAVE RECENTLYHAD AN ORGAN TRANSPLANTTHAT DID NOT GO WELL.>>STUPID MONKEY KIDNEYS.>>AND LAST YEAR’SMILLION-DOLLAR WINNER,MALLORY EVERTON,CLEARLY DOING WELL FOR HERSELF.>>[GROANS]I AM IN SO MUCH DEBT.>>AMAZINGLY, MATT MEESE HASRETURNED EVEN THOUGH LAST YEARIT WAS PAINFULLY CLEAR THAT HEDIDN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER.>>[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]OH FOOLS,THEY HAVE NO IDEA THATI’VE SPENT THE LAST YEARLEARNING EVERYTHING THEREIS TO KNOW ABOUT POKER.THEY’LL NEVER SEE IT COMING.[GIGGLES]MM, SANDWICHES.>>AND OUR ONE NEW FACE,ADAM BERG,FORMER PROTÉGÉ OF THELATE JEREMY WARNER,WHO PASSED AWAY ATTHIS VERY TABLE.>>THIS IS FOR YOU, JEREMY.>>AND HERE COMES THE FLOPWITH THE KING OF CLUBS,THE SEVEN OF SPADES,AND THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.>>[COUGHS]YES!I FINALLY HAVE A GOOD HAND.STOP COUGHING, YOU FOOL!THEY’LL KNOW YOU’RE EXCITED!THERE WE GO.COUGHING INTO MY BRAIN?200 THOUSAND.>>I JUST HAD TO USE MY WINNINGSTO BUY A YACHT MADE OF GOLD,WHICH SUNK IMMEDIATELY.CALL.NOW ALL THE FISH ARELIVING LARGE ON MY BOAT,AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEADIN THEIR SOLID GOLD LIFE VESTS.>>LET’S SEE: KING OF CLUBS,QUEEN OF HEARTS,SEVEN OF SPADES…I HAVE AN ACE AND A KING WHICHPUTS MY ODDS OF WINNING AT:[COMPUTING NOISE]62.48 PERCENT.EXCELLENT.BUT PLAY IT COOL!THEY DON’T KNOW THAT YOUKNOW HOW TO PLAY NOW.CALL?MHM, AND THE OSCAR GOES TO ME.>>OKAY, YOU CAN DO THIS.>>[JEREMY’S VOICE]REMAIN CALM, ADAM.>>[SCREAMS]JEREMY?>>YES.I AM SPEAKING TO YOUFROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.I’M HERE TO HELP.MY ONE MISTAKE ISTHAT I PANICKED.I DON’T WANT YOU TO->>CALL.>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?YOU HAVEN’T EVEN LOOKEDAT YOUR CARDS!>>I DIDN’T LOOK AT MY CARDS!>>ALL PLAYERS,800 THOUSAND IN THE POT.THIS COULD GET INTERESTING.AND THERE’S THE TURN WITHTHE KING OF DIAMONDS.>>[LAUGHS]OH MAN,I’M TOTALLY GOING TO WIN.[PLOP]OH!OH MY GOODNESS!I THINK MY KIDNEY JUST EXPLODED.OH, I’M DYING.MUST…FINISH…GAME…AND…GET… TO… HOSPITAL.500 THOUSAND.>>[SCREAMS]I NEED TO WIN SO I CANBUY A SILVER BOAT TORESCUE THE GOLD BOAT.CALL.>>THAT KING PUTS MYODDS AT 89.07 PERCENT.OH, DON’T BE HAPPY!CALL.>>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?HOW DO YOU NOT LOOKAT YOUR CARDS?>>I’M SORRY!IT’S HARD TO CONCENTRATEWHEN YOUR DECEASED MENTORSTARTS TALKING IN YOUR HEAD!>>SURE, BLAME THE DEAD GUY-JUST LOOK AT YOUR CARDS![SCREAMS]>>OH, GROSS.>>FORGET ABOUT ME!PLAY THE GAME!>>CALL.>>YOU DIDN’T LOOK AT YOUR CARDS!>>OKAY, I GUESS WE’RE JUST GOINGTO PRETEND THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN.AND THERE’S THE RIVER.IT’S THE ACE OF SPADES.THAT’S GREAT NEWS FOR ANYONEHOLDING AN ACE RIGHT NOW.>>NO!>>NO!>>YES!>>[SHRIEKS] JEREMY!>>OH, WHAT DO I DO?THAT ACE COULD RUIN ALL.WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THATSOMEONE HAS A KING AND AN ACE?>>0.01 PERCENT.>>I’VE GOT TO GO FOR IT.MY ONE REMAININGKIDNEY ISN’T GOING TO-[POP]SAINT SWITHINS!I HAVE NO KIDNEYS!I HAVE MOMENTS TO LIVE!ALL IN.>>[SCREAMS]>>ALL IN.>>[YELLS]>>ALL IN.>>[SCREAMS]>>ALL IN.>>[JEREMY SCREAMS]>>WHY DON’T I LOOK AT MY CARDS?>>I DON’T KNOW!>>MILLIONS IN THE POT,BUT THERE CAN ONLYBE ONE WINNER.JASON WILL SHOW FIRST.A STRONG HAND THERE:THREE KINGS.>>FASTER!>>AND MALLORY ONLYHAS TWO PAIRS,QUEENS AND SEVENS.LOOKS LIKE SHE WON’T BEA REPEAT WINNER TONIGHT.>>THAT’S IT.IT’S OVER.I WONDER HOW MUCH I CANGET FOR ONE OF MY KIDNEYS…LIKE THE WIND.>>I’M ALMOST SCAREDTO SEE WHAT MATT HAS-OH MY.MATT HAS A FULL HOUSE.KINGS FULL OF ACES.>>[LAUGHS SHRILLY]THE PADAWAN HASBECOME THE JEDI!>>AND NO ONE KNOWSWHAT ADAM HAS,INCLUDING ADAM.>>LET’S JUST LEAVE.I CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE HUMILIATION.>>I HAVE TO KNOW.>>ADAM HAS A PAIR OF ACES!HE’S WON IT ALL!>>[SCREAMS]>>WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLEENDING TO THIS TOURNAMENT!AND NOW WE CLOSE.JASON GRAY IS QUICKLY LEAVING,MOST LIKELY TO A HOSPITAL,AND MALLORY EVERTONFOLLOWS HIM CLOSE BEHIND.>>HERE COMES THE WIND!>>AND MATT CONSOLESHIMSELF WITH A SANDWICH.>>[CHORTLES]NOW YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY MEAN URN WITH A TELEVISION IN IT.I’M EVERYWHERE!>>WE THANK YOU FOR JOINING US,AND GOOD NIGHT.>>HEY, THANKS FOR WATCHING! HOPE YOU’RE A WINNER AT LIFE! AND DON’T FORGET TO LOOK AT YOUR CARDS.>>SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! ♪♪>>THANKS FOR WATCHING,AND DON’T FORGET TOSUBSCRIBE AND COMMENTBELOW AND SHARE THISVIDEO WITH THE FRIEND WHO’SMOST LIKELY TO HAUNT YOU.CALL.THANKS, ADAM.YOU’RE A TRUE FRIEND.HEY, DON’T FORGET TO

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100 thoughts on “Poker Face 2: All In

  1. I don’t know much about poker but Matt won a royal house is better than any 3 pair I think I’m not sure don’t quote me on this

  2. Anyone notice that Matt’s shirt is just the same shirt in the other poker face inverted……..anyone?…….just me?…… okay…….

  3. In a worse case scenario you'd have the ace os spades and the king of diamonds which would put your odds of winning at 67.89% with a 2.06 % chance of tying.

  4. If anything Matt should have won this time. He had a full house while Adam just had three of a kind. And a full house beats a three of a kind in Texas Hold'em

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