Poker Night In America | Season 4, Episode 14 | Hard Knocks At Hard Rock


– [Voicover] From Seminole Hard
Rock in Hollywood, Florida, this is Poker Night in America. (upbeat jazzy music plays) – Welcome to Poker
Night in America, where we continue Day
One at Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida. I’m Chris Hanson,
he’s Joe Stapleton. – Coming up on today’s show, Jennifer Tilly starts
off stuck big time and Phil Hellmuth raps. No, not a present,
that kind of rapping. Please don’t tune out. – [Hanson] We
continue Day One. We lost a player, that means
we’re gaining a player. We say goodbye to Matt Glantz and hello, Dan O’Brien. – [Stapleton] I’d keep
an eye on the short, little stack of Phil Hellmuth. Chances are he’s
going to be all in sooner rather than later. – [O’Brien] That’d be great
if we could do one of those like being John Malkovich
but for Phil Hellmuth. And then I could like
dive through this wormhole into your head. (chuckles) – That’s a scary place. It’s a very scary place. – [Sigel] You’d better
be high and drunk if you’re getting in there. (laughs) – [Hellmuth] To see the things I
see would scare you, actually. You’d be like, oh
my god, he’s weak. Oh my god, he’s strong. Oh my god, he’s weak. You’d start winning all
of these tournaments and be like, oh my god, being
in Phil’s head is awesome! No wonder he wins so much. – [Stapleton] Oh, and Phil
said he’s winning in this game. I get it now. – [Hellmuth] Cat got
your tongue, kid? – No in, Sorel,
it seemed like, you had the seven of diamonds,
what was that hand? – [Mizzi] Mmhmm, which,
oh yeah, when I showed Phil. – [Hanson] This
is Jennifer Tilly. Oscar-nominated
actress, Jennifer Tilly. – [Hellmuth] You guys
don’t understand, though. – I know, it’s the long con. – [Stapleton] Just aces. – [Mizzi] That
long con’s been going on for a long time, Phil. – [Hellmuth ] What do you mean,
you bluffed off a million. – Bluffed off, you’re
so focused on that! What about, I think I’m
doing okay against you, Phil. – A million?
– I think I’m doing okay against you overall. – (rapping) Lot’s of speculation
on the money’s I’ve made, Honey’s I’ve slayed. Don’t mess with me. – You can sing it all you want, that doesn’t make it any truer. That’s just not what happened. – [Hanson & Stapleton]
(laughing) – I think, uh, I don’t know about a million, but I’ve definitely bluffed off. – [Hellmuth] You’ve
bluffed off a lot! – [Mizzi] Yeah.
– [Stapleton] Their tournament chips,
it doesn’t matter if it’s a million. – You messed with me that day, you messed with me that day,
I let you win, I let you win, and then, boom, I shut
the trap for a minute. – You got me in a hand,
you got me in a hand. – Yum, yum. Oh, you hadthe chip lead. There were three
hands left in the day, 111K buy-in, all you had to do
was sit back and play good, but no, you couldn’t do it. – [Mizzi] No, I
couldn’t do it, man. – No, no, no, I can’t do it,
I’m just gonna try to bluff a milly to Phil with
three hands to go. The one guy I know
who just like— – Never folds. – Will man up and call. – [Stapleton] Sam was getting
a great price pre-flop, she called. An action-flop, jeez! – [Hanson] Holy cow. – He managed not to cash,
he blames it all on— – [Mizzi] You were at the
table when I busted, Phil. You don’t remember
what happened? – [Hellmuth] I remember
what happened. – [Mizzi] Am I supposed
to play that one differently? – [Hellmuth] That hand you
were supposed to lose. – [Mizzi] I was supposed to lose
because I was against Coleman? – [Phil] What about,
the previous hour or two? – [Mizzi] I played well. – [Stapleton] Is it on me? C’mon, that’s the
oldest tell in the book! – [Helllmuth] I don’t understand
is when there’s like a when there’s like a 500
thousand dollar bubble. I don’t understand why
people don’t play better. – [Hanson] Tilly
bets 15 hundred. – Get the 500K, kid. And then start
gambling, you know? But no, you want to like,
try to win the tournament. – [Mizzi] So I
should have just, uh, folded the queens on the button? – [Stapleton] Sam with a pair
and a very good flush-draw. Not the best flush-draw, though. Jared’s got that,
and he’s not folding. – [Mizzi] That hand
and that hand only. – [Hellmuth] If there were
hole-card camera, like, if I were in your mind, I would be like, fold! I’d be shouting
fold, fold, fold! What are you doing
bluffing off your money? – [Stapleton] Jared might
even be thinking about raising with the nut-flush draw. – [Mizzi] Sometimes
I just can’t help myself. – [Hellmuth] It’s a
quarter-million dollar bubble, what are you bluffing
off your money for? – [Tarzia] You’re
relentless, aye? You’re like a migraine. – [Hellmuth] Hey, he, when
they start it, I’ve, I’m a pretty good track
record of finishing it, I’ll tell you that much. – And if you don’t,
you just kick a chair. – [Sigel] Meanwhile, they
tell me his mic’s not even on. (laughs) – [Stapleton] Four on the
turn was not the card Jaffee was looking to hit. – Yeah, they laughed
at me, the guy. – Oh, they laughed? – [Sigel] They
laughed at me, yeah. – [Stapleton] Ops for
the free card, cool. – [Hellmuth] How’d you
know you had any idea what the truth was? – [Sigel] Alright. – [Hellmuth] It’s
funny though, that they would laugh it off. – [Stapleton] Jennifer
should not be giving a free card in this board. Any of these players
could conceivably raise, Sam maybe no. – I’ll never forget,
one of my first, actually, my first
tournament in the U.S., we played together,
and there was that hand where you raised with
just looking at one card, and it was the ace. And I led the, I led
from the small blind. I had the nines, remember? And you wrote a blog about it? You didn’t even know
my name back then and you were like
this online kid, you wrote a blog about one of
these online megalomaniacs. And uh, I was that guy. It was nice, it
was one of the most flattering things
anyone’s ever said to me. About me. – There was another one
you played really well, it came ace, ace, nine, and I had an ace and
you had nines full. – No, the ace came on the turn, the ace came on the turn.
– [Hellmuth] You played those hands really good against me. – I did.
– [Hellmuth] Just like the other one you were bragging about, it came king, king. I had a king, you had a king, you played that one great, too. – That was beautiful. – You really played
those hands well. – I got them all in.
– [Sigel] You got some memory, though, of all
the hands you’ve played. – [Hellmuth] Oh, I
remember that hand. I remember the ace one. – [Mizzi] You
remember that one? The ace was on the turn.
– [Hellmuth] Did I come back and win that tournament anyway? – [Mizzi] No, that
was the one Carlos won. – [Stapleton] This
pot is getting huge. – [Hanson] And Jennifer
Tilly’s gotta be thinking, okay, what do I have to
do on the river to get anybody away
from this hand? She will be last act, playing from the button. So let’s see what happens here. – [Mizzi] What’s
going on here? – [Hanson] Pretty
good card for Jennifer. If there were some draws
out there, they all missed. – [Stapleton] Yeah,
somehow she faded it all. And I actually think
this might check around. Obviously, Jared’s just
got a pair of fours and I don’t think Jen
can really value bet. There aren’t a lot of
worse hands that can call. Jaffee probably
knows his pair of fours are no good at showdown, so
maybe he tries to bluff this. No, he checks it. – Three aces, that’s the – Wow, you checked three aces. – [Stapleton] Jennifer,
more like Bride of Checky. – I hated that flop. And then I get two callers
on a flop and the turn. – [Hanson] She’ll take the
19K instead of the value bet on the river. – I feared a trap, that’s all. – So once again,
Phil Hellmuth says screw you guys, I’m going home. – But after the
break, don’t worry, we’re going to fill his
seat with a delicious dish of Alec Tilt Torelli. – Yum. – [Voiceover] For
more from Poker Night, visit pokernight.com
or find us on Twitch, Facebook, Twitter, or
Youtube, where you can see complete episodes and
unedited livestreams. (upbeat jazzy music) – Cheers, we’ll drink
to that, cheers! – [Hanson] Welcome back
to Poker Night in America. – [Stapleton]
Everybody’s drinking! – [Hanson] Beverages
for everyone. – Look at him! – I drank it.
– They gave you the drink, that ones for you. – They’re like, they’re
like, give the little one the big, the big glass. – To you guys! – And, you know, they
say a small-framed woman, like one drink is
like two drinks. – Oh my god, she drank it all
anyway, that was impressive. – Mine’s a salt-lick, look
at that, it’s a salt-lick. – That was you Patron
Silver you drank? – I don’t know, but
I kind of liked it. (laughs) – [Sigel] One more. – Oh, I like it! (crosstalk) – [Jaffee] I need more. – Sam, uh, I don’t know,
but, Ryan, another? – [Stapleton] Dan O’Brien
must have fallen asleep in a beach chair. – [Tilly] Lots of
salt here, lots, lots. – [Hanson] Siegel limps
in with four deuce of hearts. – [O’Brien]
(laughs) Extra beefy! – [Dealer] Raise! – [Hanson] Ooh! – [Stapleton] Yeah, we
got some more cold deck that’s shaping up. – [Tilly] I
think they ran out. This is a lot harsher than
the one we had before. I don’t think this is, umm. – [Dealer] Raise! – [Hanson] Abernathy makes
it 11 hundred with Jacks. – It’s bott, it’s bottom-shelve
alcohol, they’re like – It doesn’t taste
like Patron, aye? – Those poker players are
drunk, they’ll never know. – [Stapleton] No,
that’s good Tequila. You can tell because when the
bartender dropped the bottle, it bounced off the floor. – Like Matt Glantz, it’s burning
me, it’s burning my mouth. – [Stapleton] Wow, these
two were involved in a cold-decking last
time, kings versus aces, and last time it was Ben who
had the better hand then. (laughing) – [Stapleton] I don’t think you
have to go broke in this spot, pre-flop, at least, but there’s
certainly no shame in just taking the thinking out of it. – [Hanson] Abernathy calls. – Ladies and gentlemen,
there will be blood. – [Stapleton] I drink your
milkshake! – Little blood’s scary. – [Mizzi] A little
blood never hurt nobody. – [Stapleton] Nobody except
the person it’s coming out of. – [Mizzi] Well, that’s
not entirely true, but, – [Hanson] Eight-high
flop, both these players love their hands right now. – [Stapleton] Yeah, it’s a
really awful flop for Sam, I do not see how she can fold. Kind of a dream flop
for Jacks, really. Here comes the bet from Ben. – [O’Brien] Oh,
look who’s joining. – Tilt Torelli is in the house!
– It’s Tilt Torelli! – Wow, I gave Alec a lifetime
free roll that if I ever open up an Italian restaurant, I’m going to name
a dish Tilt Torelli. Sure, and, I mean it’s
one and 800 at this point. – Tilt Torelli Ravioli! – You know, no,
just Tilt Torelli. – [Stapleton] Tilt Torelli, how
about some Torte-tilly-llini? – Sorry, I have a personal rule,
I’m not playing with anyone with a whole food bag at
the table, that’s scary. – [Stapleton] Still an
under-card for Jacks, the Poker Gods really want
Sam to get stacked here. – That’s true, mine’s
a little bit more, – [O’Brien] You need somewhere
with like a McDonalds, uh (laughs)
A McFlurry cup. – [Mizzi] Arby’s. – [Tilly] What
are you talking about? – [Hanson] And they’re
all in for Tarzia. – [Stapleton] Sam’s getting
better than two-to-one. – [Hanson] A call from
Abernathy, you can’t blame her. – [Stapleton] Just
another simple cold deck. – [Tilly] Ugh. – [Hanson] Yikes. – [Stapleton] So that’s twice
now that Ben has stacked Sam, really
nothing she could do there, I mean, except for fold
Jacks like a terrible nitty-nitty-nit-nit. – [Hanson] And Ben Tarzia
making the best of his spot here on Poker Night in America. Phil Hellmuth
gone, Alec Torelli, much like Tollbooth Willie. He’s coming out of the booth! He was doing commentary
for the livestream, now that’s a bit of
an unfair advantage, don’t you think, Stapes? To now come and sit down
and play with these players? – [Stapleton] I mean it’s an
unfair advantage that he’s so much better than
everyone else, too, so, – [Hanson] Well that’s true. (crosstalk) – [Hanson] Sixes for Tilly. – It’s just not in my,
I just don’t play it, so I can’t win that bet. – [Hanson] I love watching
Mike Siegel play cards, it’s like every single hand
he has just tortures his soul. Every single one of
them, it’s fantastic. I mean probably not for
him or his blood pressure, but for us it’s good to watch. – [Stapleton] We like the pain. – [Tilly] Play with me. What’s that Howard Stern song? That Silver Nickels
and Golden Dimes? – [Stapleton] Jen Tilly, like
me, is a Howard Stern superfan. – [Voiceover] Hello, hello. – I check! – I’m gonna need to hear
the rest of the song. – [Tilly] What? – [O’Brien] I’m gonna need
to hear the rest of the song. – [Hanson] Flush
draw for Tarzia, Abernathy with top pair,
pretty good kicker, too. – [Stapleton] That old face-off. – [Tilly] Dan, it’s a
song he wrote, he was like ten years old or something. And then, umm, Jewel actually
sang a beautiful rendition of it, it’s like a great song. – [Hanson] The torture
continues for Mike Siegel. – No, I just think it’s, wondering if it’s
better to check. – [Stapleton] Oh man,
flush on the turn. Ben Tarzia is owning Sam
Abernathy like my brother gets owned by his wife. Sorry, John. I mean, I guess Sam’s
not drawing dead, any heart can still hit. There’s a bet from
Tarzia, 1,125. – [Tilly] They just got
back from, I got a text from Phil, he just got
back from surfing. – [Sigel] He kept
saying that, yeah. – [Stapleton] Top pair
and a great flush-draw, don’t see how she can fold. Why is Alec Torelli
drinking fabric softener? – [Hanson] I thought
that was a lava lamp. – [Stapleton] Definitely
not real liquid. – [Tilly] Oh, oh, my back. – [Hanson] Brick
for Abernathy. – [Stapleton] Oh, Sam,
Ben’s gotta value bet this. – [Hanson] Tarzia’s
hoping to take Abernathy to value town, and he
does exactly that. – [Stapleton] Sam’s giving
so much of her money to Ben Tarzia, his kids are
going to have to thank her in their college
commencement speeches. – Disappears for an hours, we don’t know where he goes. Where is he? Does he go and talk
to an astronomer? Does he go for a drive? Does he get a haircut,
does he go for a run? Does he go to his room and
take a nap, what is he doing? – [Hanson] Thanks
for coming back to Poker Night in America. He’s not wearing pants,
he’s Joe Stapleton. I’m Chris Hanson. Back to poke. – [Jaffee] Alright, you
want to do it for a quarter? – [Stapleton] They restrict
my commentary, the straddle is on, this is a blind
raise, ladies and gentlemen! – [Sigel] You
got 30 cents to work. – It’s okay. I’m always getting
the worst of it, that’s why I’m broke. – Some people don’t
have close families. – [Hanson] Dan
O’Brien makes it 500. And Siegel probably
makes it 2000. – Where’s your family
from originally? – Umm, do you speak it at all? – Si, my wife’s Italian. – (speaking in Italian) – [Stapleton] Uh.
– [Hanson] What was that? – [Stapleton] I think it
was Italian, you know, I thought, uh, Ben
Tarzia was scary before, but now that I know he speaks
Italian, I’m wondering if we can go back and edit out that
part where I said all of his hair is on the wrong
half of his head? Is it too late for that? – (speaking in Italian) – [Hanson] Uh, English
only at the table, guys. They’re probably
talking about you, Stapes. – [Stapleton] I feel
like we’re watching a scene from Godfather Two. – (speaking in Italian) – (replying in Italian) – (speaking in Italian) – [Hanson] I am kilted
right now, I don’t even know what’s going on,
Mizzi has kings. He called the raise, and now
O’Brien gets out of the way. And back to torturing
Mike Siegel. – I have 350 cousins in Italy. – [Hanson] As he is
crushed going to the flop. That helps! – Oh, but I forgot all
about him. – I pay my debts. – (speaking in Italian) – I bet exactly
half of what I got. – [Stapleton] At least Siegel
can’t do too much damage, doesn’t have much behind. – (speaking in Italian) – I gotta set of tens. – That’s good for now. – [Hanson] Mizzi moves
all in, Siegel calls. – So you’re not
gonna show me the hand? – I’ll show you. – Nice hand to come back to. Put an eight out there. Eight for justice. – How about a king? Why would you root for an
eight, how about a king? You win the pot with a king,
you gotta split it with me? You feel bad for me? – Uh, why not, you
seem like a nice guy. – That’s, that’s a nice guy. (crosstalk) (crosstalk) – [Jaffee] I’m basically, I’m basically going
to do everything. – [Sigel] Yeah, well you would
have had 30 cents. I was going to give
you an opportunity. You deserve it. To go for like a week or two. – [Torelli] Yeah, I went to
Southeast Asia, or whatever. Like I’m not going to pay,
that was the only time where it like didn’t
default, fall into that. – [Tilly] Oh, so
it’s 400 dollars, 400. – [Hanson] So it is
folded around to Tilly, so that blind raise
is in play for 400. – I don’t know what
you’re going to do, Jen, but I know you’re
not going to fold. – What about you,
you been outside? Sounds like you know about it? – No, I, I have friends
from high school, I live in Seattle. – [Tilly] Oh, I was going
to get all feisty. – [Stapleton] Dan O’Brien
taking a shot that king, queen is better than any random blind
raising hand, but it is not. – Yeah, yeah, maybe. I possibly have a better
hand than you, I’m not gonna, I’m not gonna, I’ll say no more. – [O’Brien]
Anything’s possible. – [Affleck] Four of them, umm, they’re all very
successful, too. – [Torelli] Wow, that’s crazy. – [Affleck] Yeah, like
probably four of them live down like Golf Course,
Australia for like two years, after Black Friday, umm, they
lived in Thailand in Phuket. – [Torelli] Yeah I lived
there too, it’s amazing. – [Affleck] Four of them
rented a place in Phuket for like three years. – [Hanson] 1300 from Tilly. – [Tarzia] It’s crazy from
just one graduating class. – [Stapleton] With
the best hand. – [Tarzia] I have a good
friend of mine that spends six months of the
year in Phuket. He goes to Phuket,
Cambodia, Thailand. – [Stapleton] I’m glad that
they’re pronouncing it Phuket, so we don’t have to bleep it. – [Tarzia] He rents this house
on the water, unbelievable. – [Hanson] O’Brien calls. – [Tarzia] 700 bucks a
month, they live like kings. (crosstalk) – [Jaffee] What’d you say? – I said the hour we earn
is not that good today. – [Stapleton] Yeah, it looks
like Jen may just want to get to showdown now, unless
she makes her straight. – Could be worse, it
was worse before, right? – Yeah, I was stuck,
I was never very, I really don’t know, (bleeps) I played so
many bad hands just now. – Your last hour
was a good hour. – Yeah, I was just
limping and limping with a lot of bad hands
just to try to get – [Stapleton] Dan O’Brien
trying to swipe this pot. – Ugh, I really hate to get
more sucky into the night, but I’m pretty sure
I have the best hand. – Best of luck! – Hey! – [Stapleton] Jen does
have the best hand, but not only does she have
to think about calling here, but the river, too. – If I don’t have the best hand, outs up the wazoo. – What could you have that
could be the best and outs? – Is this the end of the night? Is this the last hand? – No. – [Stapleton] Dan’s going
to fire the river a lot, especially, I think, when
Jen shows this much weakness. – I wish I was in position. God, I just know, I just know. – She knows. – I just know I’m going
to suck out on you. (laughs) – And I don’t think
suckage is necessary. I’m pretty sure I already
had the best hand, I should have re-raised
you pre-flop. -[Sigel] And you want to suck
out, that’s hard to do. – [Stapleton] For once,
I agree with Mike Siegel. – Does that scare you? – I’m a little bit more
confused than scared. I don’t see what could be
that good and have outs. – And have the best hand. – That’s what, – She didn’t have to suck
out either, she said. – 26, you say? – 26. – Then I know on the river,
regardless, everything’s going to go in, so, how much will you
have left, like 3000? – I have like 4000,
I think about, I’ll have about 4000 more after. – When he gets his change. – I have like,
actually, like 42, so… 44, maybe. – [Stapleton]
(laughs) Jen Tilly! – [Hanson] Oh, I love it! – [Stapleton] I’m surprised
that worked after all of the deliberating, but
hey, what do I know? I eat the heads off fish! You know, she did have
the best hand, though. To be fair. – Well, Jennifer Tilly
managed to pull her stack out of the toilet, now if only
she could do the same thing with the Rotten Tomatoes
score for “Johnny Be Good.” – Alright, we’re going to
check out trip counts next. – [Voiceover] Close
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want a green little arrow next to your name, even
if you’re Mike Siegel and you’re up a measly hundred
bucks, it’s still a win. – [Stapleton] I’m
sure he’ll take it. Sorel won 16K, he barely
played a hand, guy is slick. So this by definition would
be the arrow you don’t want next to your name. – [Hanson] Red is bad
and Phil Hellmuth finished short time at our
table, dropped 15K. Probably hurts, I bet. – [Stapleton] Uhh, I don’t know, I’m not really sure he feels
that dialed into reality. – Well congrats to Tilly
for climbing a little bit out of the huge hole
that she was in, but aww, poor Phil Hellmuth. Number One comes in last. – Next time we’ve got a
fresh new lineup for you, my babies one, that
includes a Loch, a Locky, two November Niners, a
grill, and a guy named Bone. – No, it’s Bohn,
his name is Bohn. – Well I’m so
excited for next week I’ve got a giant Bohn-er. – You are something
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time, right here, on Poker Night in America. – You’d be like, oh
my god, he’s weak. Oh my god, he’s strong. Oh my god, he’s weak, you’d
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59 thoughts on “Poker Night In America | Season 4, Episode 14 | Hard Knocks At Hard Rock

  1. How did Abernathy get wealthy playing poker? So confused. She calls off everything and doesn't consider her opponents range ever.

  2. If i was abernaty's backer, i would not be happy with all those quick (and terribly wrong) calls on the river. Entertaining for tv right?

  3. I play in 1/3 and 2/5 games where players show more courtesy than these players by now running their mouths that much when other players are in a hand.

  4. Terrible river check back by Tilly. Only one combo would check trap all the way down on all 3 streets and that is KsTs. All the other KT will surely raise at some point before the river.

  5. the 1st hand is like omaha hands.
    I had top set + 3rd fd oop vs top 2 +2nd fd BTN vs nut flush draw
    3 way AI on the turn, and the Ace flush got there SO SICK

  6. Checking a set of aces on the river is terrible, always valuebet when you lose to exactly one hand lol its going to be impossible for one of these guys to check bluff raise the river. The most likely scenario is to get called hero called by 2 pair or worst

  7. why do you guys split the episodes ???? You should just merge all of the same episodes into one… It is pretty annoying looking for the next episode

  8. Your all dushbags and you'd have no idea what's what unless your brain could actually comprehend that level of poker

  9. I've watched Tilly play poker since she began pretty much. She has come a LONG-WAY. That last hand, she identified the situation correctly, then had the courage to act on it. That was a "pro" play, good for you & those juicy mamajama's.

  10. Previous episode Tilly wouldn't shut up. Give her AA and she clams up and curls up into this serious shell. Gotta yack it up when you get the goods too.

  11. Phil is so overratd, mizzi you cheating pos you shouldnt even be allowed there…. Matt looking slim, best player there

  12. No way K10 checks 3 times there. They would have raised the turn or shoved into you on the river. You can Not check the river on the button with 2nd nuts

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